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Feeling RUN-OVER

From the past 2 weeks I have been attending a special college in mumbai in order to be eligible for a promotion at work.
Now let me tell you, attending lectures and studying lessons in law and finance and insurance maybe a cake walk when you are young and fresh out of high school, but when you 30+ years old. ?It just doesn’t feel right.
Gone are the good ol days when one was promoted on the basis of experience and merit, nowadays all that they look at is your certificates. Even if I don’t know what I am supposed to learn in these so called upgradation classes, as long as I have the documents I am deemed fit for the job.
The worst is yet to come, after 12 years of office life, travelling on potholed roads in rickety old buses/cars has certainly done a number on my body, the same body which was so used to sitting at a desk with an awesome chair with superior lumbar support, in an air conditioned office, was now being forced to beat the brunt of MUMBAI’S unforgiving heat and pollution.
And finally yesterday my body gave up, this body developed fever and experienced pain in all and every appendage. The pain came first, the fever later…
Well the pain came first, so I get me a masseuse to come over to my place for a body massage, thinking my muscles need relaxing (they are after all SHELTERED under all that fat), so I call my regular girl from the local SUKHO THAI place and have her come over at 2200 hrs, and like magic at sharp 2159 she’s there at my doorstep.
She’s a sweet girl and mind you doesn’t involve in any nefarious activities (incase some of you readers might have that thought) well she starts with my back and neck area as those are my most problematic spots…. The first drops of hot oil that she dropped on my back actually gave me a jolt and a heavy serving of goose-bumps. I felt the heat seep into my flesh, my body begged for more, she dug her fingers into the oil and pressed them deep into my back, she likes to do that, I like it too, something called DEEP TISSUE RUB, although that sounds more like a lamb roasting technique.
With every drop of oil giving me a feeling of Bliss and every nerve on my back tingling under the pressure of her fingers I could feel the pain and stress drain away from my body, but alas it was not to be. The instant she moved to my legs the pain in my back returned, this time with a VENGEANCE!
NOT to be outdone the sudden blood rush to my head gave me a throbbing headache, some of you may refer to this as a migraine, I asked her to massage my head, I think she uses JOJOBA oil for the head. .But whatever it is it served is purpose, I felt the blood drain away from my head under the pressure of get nimble fingers, my head had stopped throbbing, and I felt myself drown into sleep, but man I just couldn’t catch a break, the moment she stopped the pain returned, my body and head felt like I HAD BEEN RUN OVER by a 1000 mopeds. Raped by a 1000 angry dragon flies .. I have no idea why I used that metaphor.
             Only after she left that I realised that this pain was not stress or age catching upto me, I was sick and I felt the fever coming on,  I wasn’t old or weak,  I was just sick,  I had nothing to worry about, I was still as young and agile add the day I joined work 12 years ago, age war just a number, sickness was no indicator of old age, I was so happy, so relieved,  I called up mom and asked if she could come over the next day (who else would take care of me in my sickness), the girl friend is busy with her job and I need a full time care taker when I’m ill.

So here I am on my bed, under a blanket, with my laptop typing this post here hoping this sickness leaves me soon, so I can once again enjoy My YOUTH!

 
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Posted by on March 7, 2014 in humour, india, Life, Rants

 

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I DON’T KNOW WHY !!!

I don’t know why !!

Weird title ain’t it ..
Well it explains my current state of mind !!

I don’t know :

Why is my country so corrupt?

Why in a multi million dollar economy, children still go to sleep hungry ?

Why in a land of PLENTY, ppl are dying of starvation?

Why politicians wield so much power that even after beating up a Cop in full public view .. The COP is SUSPENDED?

Why roads and railway are in such bad state that driving on them Is like OFFROADING ??

Why FUEL (including cooking gas) is so expensive ?? When we ourselves are exporting it ??

Why WOMEN are raped and left on the road to die like animals ??

Why some Indians wanna bemoan the fact that I stand up and write for what I believe in ??

Why religion plays such a major role that political parties exploit religion to gain power ?!

Why the rich are getting Richer and politicians are swimming in a pool of money .. But the common man has to sleep on the pavements !??

Why children staying in state HOMES are molested and abused ?? Why doesn’t anyone check on them ??

Why does ASARAM BAPU get to waste tankers of water for HOLI but farmers in Maharashtra face SEVERE DROUGHT ??

Why Indians in MAHARASHTRA don’t think of donating water to the drought region instead of adding color to it and spraying it in each other eventually leading to the water going down the gutters ??

Why Indian politicians create a ruckus in RAJYA SABHA, fighting for the cause of Tamils in SRI LANKA … When the state of INDIANS IN INDIA is worse ???

Why are we so STUPID that a measly country like PAKISTAN can infiltrate our borders and kill hundreds of INDIANS ??

Why does it take decades for court cases to get solved ??

Why it took a decade to hang KASAB and AFZAL GURU ??

Why … Why … Why …

The list is endless .. I cud stay up all night and day and still I’ll be complaining ..
Yes I like To complain .. What else can I do ??
Where can I take my grievances ??

How is it that in a country if a BILLION people we don’t hv even 200 honest people who are elected to PARLIAMENT ??

WHY don’t we have certain qualification requirement for elected officials ??

How come thugs and goons get to stand for elections ??

 
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Posted by on March 27, 2013 in india, Life, Rants

 

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3DOGS – India -USA-Israel

Now this is where “the Pakistani Crow” has gone wrong !!

U see he is basing his opinion on his own DEMENTIA !!

Kashmir never belonged to Pakistan before 1947 .. Hell PAKISTAN never existed ..
The furthest they can trace their history is to 1947 when JINNAH WANTED to be prime minister and couldn’t do so in INDIA .. So the MUSLIM LEAGUE engaged in riots and murders and carved out PAKISTAN for them selves ..

So if Pakistan never existed how did Kashmir BELONG to them ??

Mr crow … U just full of shit !!!

 
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Posted by on March 17, 2013 in Rants

 

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INDIA RAPES AGAIN ………..

India’s rape addiction is on the roll again as reports spoke of the gang-raping of a A Swiss female tourist in rural central India, by between seven and eight men.

protest against rape - INDIA

protest against rape – INDIA

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Posted by on March 16, 2013 in india, Life, News, Rants

 

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A Muslim Terrorist : REPENTS !!

I Just READ this today morning..

ABU JUNDAL .. dreaded EVIL MUSLIM TERRORIST man, in the docks for the AWFUL murder of Innocents says that he went to MECCA to repent ..

he went to MECCA to repent for his APPARENT holy JIHAD !!

http://www.mid-day.com/news/2012/nov/261112-Mumbai-Jundal-went-to-Mecca-to-repent-after-26-11-attack.htm

I only WONDER … If this bastard thought he was on JIHAD .. A HOLY WORK illustrated in the KORAN

WHY the Hell did he need to GO to MECCA to REPENT?

Is this whole JIHAD shit just a WHOLE LOT of DUNG ?? Maybe there is no HOLY JIHAD,

MUSLIMS JUST WANNA HV FUN !!

 
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Posted by on November 26, 2012 in india, Life, News, Rants, Religion

 

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INDIA : Hotbed of child marriages

I’m Writing this Article because TODAY was the 24th of APRIL 2012, and as per The HINDU CALENDAR today is known as AKSHAYA TRITIYA

Akshaya Tritiya, also known as Akha Teej is a Hindu and Jain holy day,
 that falls on the third Tithi (Lunar day) of Bright Half(Shukla
 Paksha) of the pan-Indian month of Vaishakha.

This DAY is considered AUSPICIOUS and is the most Famous / Chosen day for PERFORMING Child Marriages…

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Posted by on April 25, 2012 in india, Life, Rants, Religion

 

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Now u know WHY INDIA IS ‘The’ LAND OF IDIOTS ..

I have just one THING to say … 

WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE !! 

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Posted by on April 9, 2012 in india, Life, News, Rants, Religion

 

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